Or: A Team of Characters In An Adventure With Pirates.

The team is tasked by the memory of Schlacta to retrieve items stolen by their pirate opponents. Sam opens in a big way by fireballing the opposing ship. Rex decides that ramming speed is the only viable option. Upon collision, Tag takes a swan dive onto the enemy ship.

After Tag retrieves the treasure, the team heads back to the ready room. Bryn is now a full vampire and kind of hungry. Their hype man, Danny, gets more than he bargains for, and a bloody fight ensues.